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Greetings, earthling! You have successfully navigated the treacherous asteroid field of dial-up loading times and landed on my personal homepage. Grab a Tang, pull up a beanbag chair, and stay a while. By day (and often by night, because bugs don't respect business hours), I'm a software developer who finds genuine joy in convincing machines to do what I want — usually after several rounds of "why is it doing that." My code compiles roughly as often as this website finishes construction, which is to say: rarely, but triumphantly. When I finally close the laptop, I trade my keyboard for a trail map. I'm an all-things-outdoors enthusiast — hiking, camping, staring at actual stars instead of just the ones on this page, and generally trying to get enough fresh air to counteract all that screen time. Basically: I debug software in the week and debug my sense of direction on weekends.
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